Cuomo’s Surprise Announcement

After seeing images of Floridians crowding the beaches in Jacksonville, Cuomo had to act. View in browser | Update your preferences Not the news. Satire from The Borowitz Report Cuomo Says Florida Beachgoers Travelling to New York Must First Be Tested for I.Q. "Just as we've started flattening the curve, a surge in Florida beachgoers is the last thing our state needs," New York's governor said. By Andy Borowitz Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Catches Melania Watching Cuomo Briefing Caught by surprise, the First Lady quickly turned off the television and claimed that she was only watching New York's governor "to see how many big, terrible mistakes he makes." By Andy Borowitz Satire from The Borowitz Report Washington, D.C., Man Linked to Community Spread of Coronavirus Misinformation "According to the data we have, the most virulent misinformation is transmitted via this man's oral cavity," a spokesperson for the C.D.C. said. By Andy Borowitz More Humor from The New Yorker Daily Cartoon Daily Cartoon: Monday, April 20th "I'm not the one who threw out everything that didn't spark joy, Robert. Enjoy spending the next few months rolling and unrolling your seven T-shirts." By Maddie Dai Daily Shouts The Post-Coronavirus Art World Something about the crisis has made me reconsider the value of my cultural output. By Walter Scott Back to the Real News . . . Comment The Global Struggle to Control the Coronavirus Defeating COVID-19 has to be a joint project, as if the whole planet were racing to get to the moon together. By Amy Davidson Sorkin Shipshape On the U.S.N.S. Comfort, the Fight Changes Constantly The massive hospital ship, a former oil tanker, was deployed to New York for the first time since 9/11. By Paige Williams Books What a White-Supremacist Coup Looks Like In Wilmington, North Carolina, in 1898, the victory of racial prejudice over democratic principle and the rule of law was unnervingly complete. By Caleb Crain Daily Comment Despite COVID-19, the Government Is Still Targeting L.G.B.T.Q. Rights "Religious freedom" has little to do with religion or freedom. Rather, it's a payoff to a privileged political constituency, usually at the expense of others. By Jeffrey Toobin This e-mail was sent to you by The New Yorker. To ensure delivery, we recommend adding newyorker@newsletters.newyorker.com, to your contacts, while noting that it is a no-reply address. Please send all newsletter feedback to tnyinbox@newyorker.com. For