Fwd: Trump Named Person of the Year

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From: The Borowitz Report <newyorker@newsletter.newyorker.com>
Date: Thu, Dec 12, 2019, 3:33 PM
Subject: Trump Named Person of the Year
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The editor of Popular Sociopath magazine said that the President bested a daunting roster of competitors. View in browser | Update your preferences Not the news. Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Named Person of the Year by Popular Sociopath Magazine The magazine's editor said that the President bested a daunting roster of competitors that included Mitch McConnell, Tucker Carlson, and Donald J. Trump, Jr. By Andy Borowitz Satire from The Borowitz Report Giuliani Kidnapped by Ukrainian Circus "We saw this guy acting entirely bizarre, and we decided we had to have him in our circus," the proprietor said. "It's hard to find a sideshow attraction with that much potential." By Andy Borowitz Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Accuses Whistle-Blower of Working for United States "This is the biggest witch hunt in the history of witches or hunts, and it was all started by someone who was in the pay of the United States," the President said. By Andy Borowitz PAID POST "The Innocents," a masterful novel by the acclaimed author Michael Crummey The Wall Street Journal has praised "The Innocents" as "extraordinary," and Emma Donoghue, the author of "Room," says it's "gripping." Now it's your turn to discover Michael Crummey's powerful exploration of a sibling bond pushed to the limit. Read an excerpt. More Humor from The New Yorker Daily Shouts Other Resting Faces R.B.F. has got nothing on these. By Avi Steinberg Daily Shouts What I Mean by "Looking for Fun" in My Dating Profile Open and honest discussions about what we can do as a couple to make more ethical purchases and decrease our carbon footprint. By Amy Collier Daily Shouts Some Exciting New Places Now Serving Nice Coffee The rent on this space was very, very cheap. By Becky Barnicoat Back to the Real News . . . Letter from the U.K. A Tired Britain Trudges to the Polls In a very tight race, the most important issue for voters seemed to be Brexit—specifically, getting it over and done with. By Anna Russell Decade in Review The Age of Instagram Face How social media, FaceTune, and plastic surgery created a single, cyborgian look. By Jia Tolentino Daily Comment Lessons to Be Learned from the Afghanistan Papers What George W. Bush seemed not to know, in September, 2001, is that a self-justifying drive to "rid the world of evil" can itself become evil's incubator. Does America know that yet? By James Carroll Our Columnists The Real Purpose of Trump's Executive Order on Anti-Semitism The President's new order will not protect anyone against anti-Semitism: its sole aim is to quash the defense—and even the discussion—of Palestinian rights. By Masha Gessen <a href="https://link.newyorker.com/click/18879262.167757/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuc25hcGNoYXQuY29tL2FkZC9uZXd5b3JrZXJtYWc_c291cmNlPUVEVF9OWVJfRURJVF9ORVdTTEVUVEVSXzBfaW1hZ2VuZXdzbGV0dGVyX0Jvcm93aXR6X1paJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj1hdWQtZGV2JnV0bV9zb3VyY2U9bmwmdXRtX2JyYW5kPXRueSZ1dG1fbWFpbGluZz1UTllfQm9yb3dpdHpfMTIxMjE5JnV0bV9tZWRpdW09ZW1haWwmYnhpZD01YmU5ZmEzMTJkZGY5YzcyZGM4ODljYTgmY25kaWQ9NTQ3MzA4ODMmZXNyYz1ib3VuY2VYJm1iaWQ9/5be9fa312ddf9c72dc889ca8Bbf701be9" title="social-snapchat" target="_blank" style="-ms-text-size-adjust: 100%;